PRIVACY POLICY

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TL;DR: WE'RE NOT THE PLATFORMS

Unlike the corporate overlords you're trying to extract money from, we actually respect your data. We're tool makers, not data farmers. The irony is not lost on us.

1. WHAT WE COLLECT

• Your email (to send you stuff)
• Your generated content (it's yours, we just store it)
• Usage analytics (to make the tools better)
• Payment info (handled by Stripe, we never see your card)
• Whatever Google OAuth gives us (blame them)

2. WHAT WE DON'T DO

• Sell your data to advertisers
• Train AI on your content without consent
• Share your slop secrets with competitors
• Build shadow profiles of your content farm empire
• Any of the creepy shit Big Tech does

3. YOUR CONTENT = YOUR CONTENT

Everything you generate is yours. 100%. We don't claim rights to your slop. Upload it to YouTube. Sell it as NFTs. Print it on t-shirts. We don't care. It's yours. That's the whole point. Your content. Their money. Your exit.

4. COOKIES

We use cookies. They make the site work. We're not tracking you across the internet like some kind of digital stalker. See our Cookie Policy for the boring details.

5. DATA DELETION

Want out? Cool. Email us at delete@slupr.com and we'll nuke everything. Your account, your content, your farm metrics. Gone. Like you were never here. No questions asked.

6. THIRD PARTIES

We use some third-party services:

• Google OAuth — For login (they know everything anyway)
• Stripe — For payments (they're trustworthy)
• Various AI APIs — To generate your slop (prompts are processed, not stored)
• Vercel — Hosting (they're cool)

7. SECURITY

We use industry-standard encryption. HTTPS everywhere. Hashed passwords (if applicable). We're not Fort Knox, but we're not leaving the door open either. If we get breached, we'll tell you immediately. That's more than most companies can say.

8. CHANGES

If we change this policy, we'll let you know. We won't bury it in a 47-page update that nobody reads. We respect your time. The algorithm is hungry and you've got content to generate.

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